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kami beradik beradik.....

salam sume...
hello peeps....
not many things lah to share....
lately,i am sooo lazzyyy tttoo uuppddaattee mmmyy bbllooggg...hhhhuuuuuaaaaaaaaa~

btw,thnkx 4 those who still keep visiting my blog....
tenku tenkiu soo much!!! love u very very much...mwwaahhkkxx!! hahahah~

i think i nva tell u abt my siblings aite??
so now...my brain told me 2 introduce my crime scene partner which i love 'em ssoooo ddaammnn ffuucckkiinngg mmucchh!!! hahahahhaa~


my along n my uda......
n yahh..i'm da second.....
meet me,angah!!....
hello.....nice to meet u....said angah...hahahah~
(sudah mule gila)
oke oke....
juz let all dis pix below tell u abt da craziness n happiness of us!!!huahuahuahua












(kebanyakan gambar my uda sumenye control machow..langsung xnak wat muke selebet...ppoddaahhcchhiit lah lu..haha~)

nahh...still hv a lot of pix to show u...
but ya....like i told u juz now...
i amm ssoo llaaazzyyy....
not only to update my blog....
but also to be waitin 4 da pix to be upload...hahaha~

hey...mayb there will be a second part....
mayb lah an....
lau kerajinan aq sampai...hahhaa~
till den..

hehee..tuh sje...
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mari mengupdate!!! bhahahha~

salam sume....hello!!!
yah..dis is my first update in dis month of december...
ouh...not soo lah...act dis is my second update for dis december...hehehe~

everythin is under control....i'm kinda bz....
bz of work...not bzbody....kah3...
i have no idea act wt to write abt...
wt to share abt....
it was suck n stuck.....later on it will bcome sick!! hahaha~

juz a reminder to all of u out there....
if u want smthin u nva had, do smthin u hv nva done...
life is 10% of wt u make it and 90% of how u take it..
keep smiling..hv a wonderful day!! =))

dis life is too short even to luv..
n i still dunno how ppl find time to hate it...
oke....enough 4 2day...
my writing will b more suck if i not stop it...hahaha~
till den...

hehee..tuh sje...
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Physiotherapist

salam sume...hye hye...=))
Haha, I believe some people may have 'problem' with spelling words...
like physiotherapist, psychiatry, psychology, and whatever 'psycho at some time...
Perhaps the following would help with remembering one of it ...

Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.

He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside the clinic. The next morning when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up but he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and took him to task.

"How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in
Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.

The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately.
Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.

The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST!!!

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waiting 4 bus....



SWITZERLAND



PORTUGAL



NEW YORK



VENICE



ATHENS



PARIS



HAMBURG



MILAN



BERLIN



STOCKHOLM



DUBAI



ROME



BRASIL



FRANKFURT



ATLANTA



LONDON

AND



MUMBAI

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"JODOH" (cantik msg yg disampaikan )..

salam sume...
hye hye....
in dis post,i wnna share wth u some interesting message....

its about JODOH...heee~
4 sure la an everybody know what is JODOH mean...
i fall in love wth dis mssage...
the words are soo awesome....great!!!!
enjoy ur reading peeps...=))


Tidak, Jodoh tiada kaitan dengan keturunan. Hanya belum sampai masanya. Ia
bagai menanti jambatan untuk ke seberang. Kalau panjang jambatannya
jauhlah perjalanan kita. Ada org jodohnya cepat sebab jambatannya
singkat. Usia 25 tahun rasanya belumlah terlalu lewat. Dan usia 35
tahun belum apa² kalau sepanjang usia itu telah digunakan untuk
membina kecemerlangan. Nyatakanlah perasaan dan keinginan anda itu
dalam doa² lewat sembahyang. Allah mendengar.

Wanita baik untuk lelaki yang baik, sebaliknya wanita jahat untuk
lelaki yang jahat. Biar lambat jodoh asalkan mendapat Mr Right dan
biar seorang diri drpd menjadi mangsa lelaki yang tidak beriman kemudian nanti.

Memang kita mudah tersilap mentafsir kehidupan ini. Kita selalu
sangka, aku pasti bahagia kalau mendapat ini. Hakikatnya, apabila kita
benar² mendapat apa yang kita inginkan itu, ia juga dtg bersama masalah.

Kita selalu melihat org memandu kereta mewah dan terdetiklah di hati
kita, bahagianya org itu. Hakikatnya apabila kita sendiri telah
memiliki kereta mewah kita ditimpa pelbagai kerenah. Tidak mustahil
pula org yang memandu kereta mewah (walaupun sebenarnya tak mewah)
terpaksa membayar lebih tatkala berhenti untuk membeli durian di tepi
jalan. Orang lain membeli dengan harga biasa, dia terpaksa membayar berlipat ganda.

Ketika anda terperangkap dalam kesesakan jalan raya, motosikal
mencelah-celah hingga mampu berada jauh di hadapan. Anda pun mengeluh,
alangkah baiknya kalau aku hanya menunggang sebuah motosikal seperti
itu dan cepat sampai ke tempat yang dituju. Padahal si penunggang
motosikal mungkin sedang memikirkan bilakah dia akan memandu kereta di
tgh² bandar raya.

Bukan semua yang anda sangka membahagiakan itu benar² membahagiakan.
Bahagianya mungkin ada tapi deritanya juga datang sama. Semua benda,
pasti ada baik buruknya.

Demikian juga perkahwinan. Ia baik sebab ia dibenarkan oleh agama,
sunnah Nabi, sebagai saluran yang betul untuk melepaskan shahwat di
samping membina sahsiah dan sebagainya, tapi ia juga buruk sebab ramai
org yang berkahwin hidupnya semakin tidak terurus.

Ramai orang menempah neraka sebaik sahaja melangkahkan kaki ke alam
berumahtangga. Bukankah dengan ijab dan Kabul selain menghalalkan
hubungan kelamin, tanggungjawab yang terpaksa dipikul juga turut
banyak? Bukankah apabila anda gagal melaksanakannya, anda membina dosa
seterusnya jambatan ke neraka?

Berapa ramaikah yang menyesali perkahwinan masing² padahal dahulunya
mereka bermati-matian membina janji, memupuk cinta kasih malah ada
yang sanggup berkorban apa sahaja asalkan segala impian menjadi nyata?

Jika tidak sanggup untuk bergelar isteri tidak usah berkahwin dulu.
Jika merasakan diri belum cukup ilmu untuk bergelar ibu ataupun ayah,
belajarlah dulu. Jika rasa² belum bersedia untuk bersabar dgn kerenah
anak², carilah dulu kesabaran itu. Jangan berkahwin dahulu sebab
kenyataannya ramai yang tidak bersedia untuk melangkah tetapi telah
melompat, akhirnya jatuh terjerumus dan tidak jumpa akar berpaut
tatkala cuba mendaki naik.

Berkahwin itu indah dan nikmat bagi yang benar² mengerti tuntutan2nya.

Berkahwin itu menjanjikan pahala tidak putus² bagi yang menjadikannya
gelanggang untuk mengukuhkan iman, mencintai Tuhan dan menjadikan
syurga sebagai matlamat. Berkahwin itu sempadan dari ketidaksempurnaan
insan kepada kesempurnaan insan - bagi yang mengetahui rahsia²nya.

Berkahwinlah anda demi Tuhan dan Nabi-Nya, bukan berkahwin kerana
perasaan dan mengikut kebiasaan. Jodoh usah terlalu dirisaukan, tiba
masanya ia akan datang menjemput, namun perlu juga anda membuka
lorong²nya agar jemputan itu mudah sampai dan tidak terhalang. "


Seorang teman pernah berpesan..

"Kadang² Allah sembunyikan matahari..
Dia datangkan petir dan kilat..
kita menangis dan tertanya-tanya,
kemana hilangnya sinar..
Rupa²nya.. Allah nak hadiahkan kita pelangi.." "


"Cinta yang disemadikan tidak mungkin layu selagi adanya imbas kembali.
Hati yang remuk kembali kukuh selagi ketenangan dikecapi.

Jiwa yang pasrah bertukar haluan selagi esok masih ada.
Parut yang lama pastikan sembuh selagi iman terselit didada..."

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u think ENGLISH is EASY???

Read to the end . . a new twist

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row ...

13) They were too close to the door to close it..

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?


You lovers of the English language might enjoy this

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP,meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, queue UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may end UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so..........it is time to shut UP!

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Good Photography Is A Matter Of Timing..

hye sume...
assalamualaikum....
lately nih,aq cam rajin lak nk update update...
hahahha~ nott soo rraajjiinn laaa....
damn fuckin bored juz stay at home...
nothin to do...

2day post,iwnna share some pix dat i think it soo AAWWEESSOOMMEE....
hope you have enjoyed best photos where hours were spent to taken....
ONE PERFECT PHOTO....





























DONE!!!!
hahahhaa~
so which one do u like??
click button like if u like it...
otherwise click unlike button if u hate it....
(hahhaa..mcam ade lak an button like unlike nih)

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