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this is hilarious...=D

Posted in | at 10:34 PM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
thought you might like it....... enjoy...=D

Abu was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10...
not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1...
this is what he came up with...

1 day,I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep...
but the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down...
the man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me...
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up...
so, I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him...
then, I took a 9 and try to stab at him... 10 God he run away...

10, I pun the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven...
next day, I called my boss and told him I was 6...
he said, 5..tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work...
he also asked me to go to climb a 3 and jump down!!
I don't understand.. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1...

hahahhaha...nnnaahhhh~
even I also can't construct sentences using numeric....
so kawan kawan....
do please give Ali a big round of applause.....
*clap clap clap*

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : okay...7e mmg xd jual telur dan pisau pun...tapi nak dijadikan cerita kan...hahahha~ -___-

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mmg betul kot..

Posted in | at 8:09 AM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
haa..i still try my best to manage my blog...
sorry ya....;j

dear bloggers...
thought u all might enjoy this...
i hv smthing to share...
n i think...it is true...=D

someone asked me before...
WHAT is it that's hard to break??
WHAT is the hardest thing to break??
n my answer = stone = a big stone...
hahhahaaa...of coz lah salah kan.....

then,that someone replied...
the answer = HABIT
but why habit??

if u break the H, u still hv A BIT..
if u break the A, u still hv BIT..
if u break the B, u still hv IT...
if u break the T in IT, there's still the I...mean,the person...

the person at the end of the day, is the root off all the problems...
sng kata lah kan...masalah dtg dari diri kita sndiri....

owh buddies...dun ask me y dun we break the I first...
sbb sbb sbb..lau break the I,mean xjadilah cerita ini...hahhahah~
u got it?? u got it?? paham x?? paham x?? xpelah...
aq sndiri pun xpaham n xtaw kenapa xnak break huruf I tuh dulu...hahaha~ -___-"

so,as a conclusion...
now i know, y HABIT is so hard to break..
its destiny is in its name!!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : tapi mmg betul kot...habit bnde paling sukar nak diubah unless we are ready to change and break it...habit aq,suke tido...ko ade?? hahhaha~

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kembali semula...=)

Posted in | at 6:53 AM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
wwwhhooaaaa~
its been a while since i posted smthing in here rite??
maap lah ye kawan kawan...
kemalasan menjadi punca utama blog ini menjadi sarang labah labah...hahahha~

oke...my new sem already started...
the assignment are tooooo mmmaaannnyyyyy....
next week,on tuesday,we'll start a presentation...wwwhhoooaaa~

owh ya....SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN....
nahhh....0-0 okay.....=D
gotta go now...
lot lot of things to do...
toodles....=D



hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

P/S : ehem ehem...i'm a student..ade spe spe yg nak bagi saya duit raya x?? hahhaha~

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which balls you are? ;j

Posted in | at 11:59 PM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

you like to play ball??
now,let's see this interesting observation..



The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL



The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING



The sport of choice for front line workers is FOOTBALL



The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL



The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS



The sport of choice for corporate executives is GOLF



THE INTERESTING CONCLUSION



the higher you go in the corporate structures, the smaller your balls become...




hahaha...and i think...there must be a ton of people in WASHINGTON playing GULI!!!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

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Malaysian English....more more cool ah!!!

Posted in | at 4:58 PM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

regarding abt my previous entry,which is
PROJECT WAWA 2011....
actually,that art is known as LIGHT GRAFFITI aka
LIGHT PAINTING...
kowang google je duh...juz type
LIGHT GRAFFITI TUTORIAL.....
owh,besides, u can watch dis tutorial on YOUTUBE also....
as simple as that...=D *aq pun tengok youtube ja..hehehe*
kamera dslr boleh...kamera digital biase pun boleh...
but u should know the setting lah....
n i'm still a newbie...*budak baru belajar jalan tateh tateh*...=')

okay...now let me bring u,ur mind and ur soul to enjoy abt our
MALAYSIAN ENGLISH (ME)...
its mean English language use by Malaysian....
our ME is more simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective,bla bla bla...
all the +ve one lah ya...heee~
for examples:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

BRITONS : I'm sorry sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size.But,if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

MALAYSIANS : No stock lah.

RETURNING A CALL

BRITONS : Hello,I'm STUCKSICK. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

MALAYSIANS : Hello,who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

BRITONS : Excuse me.I would like to get by.Would you please make way?

MALAYSIANS : S-kew me.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

BRITONS : Excuse me.But do you think it will possible for me to enter through this door?

MALAYSIANS : (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

BRITONS : Please make yourself right at home.

MALAYSIANS : No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

BRITONS : I don't recall you giving me the money.

MALAYSIANS : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

BRITONS : I would prefer not to do that,if you don't mind.

MALAYSIANS : Don't want lah.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

BRITONS : Excuse me.But could you please lower your voice?

MALAYSIANS : Shut up lah!

WHEN ONE IN TROUBLE

BRITONS : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

MALAYSIANS : Die lah weh!

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

BRITONS : This isn't the way to do it.Let me show you.

MALAYSIANS : Like that also you don't know ka!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

BRITONS : Would you mind not disturbing me?

MALAYSIANS : Celaka you!

hahahaaa....ME terbaik weh!
only MALAYSIANS like us can speak like that...
proud to be MALAYSIAN!! =D

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

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PROJECT WAWA 2011

Posted in | at 8:06 AM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
what's on earth is that PROJECT WAWA 2011??
u dunno??
nva mind nva mind...
i'll show u...=))















understand??
hahahha~ bnyak kali buat...
at last,we made it...pphheeww~ =D

owh..btw...WAWA stand 4 my Along's nickname...
and to all my readers...
this is 4 u...







do love me back okay!!
wahahahhaha~

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : i'll do my BW later....sowi geng....my eyes kinda like MATA PANDA dah...O__O"

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ok..aq update..haha

Posted in | at 10:05 PM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
ok...1st of all...
sowi sowi...
gua mmg malas cket nak update...
gua cuma rajin cket berblogwalking ja...hahahha~ =X
plus,ur entry is more interesting than mine....=D

ok...let me tell u my bedtime story...
a perfect lullaby...hahahha~

once upon a time.......*dup dap dup dap*

in the near future,all cars will be smaller in size...
n we all will have to drive small cars then...



but, there are lot of choices...

small size Corvette or SMORVETTE


small size Audi or SMAUDI


small size Lamborghini or SMAMBORGHINI


small size Porsche or SMORSCHE


small size Ferrari or SMERRARI


last but not least, small size Mustang or SMUSTANG


hahaha...n all dis cars live happily ever after....
hepi ending rite??
which one is ur fevret??
SMUSTANG??
okay!!
gimme 5....kite serupa...*hugs*

so,u all can sleep now...
tdo nyenyak nyenyak okay....

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

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spe ROLE MODEL ko?? spe?? spe??

Posted in | at 7:20 AM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
how's ur day??
full of joy?? full or horror?? hehehhe....
nva mind nva mind....
juz smile ok! =D

dis post kinda like educational...
u'll be so surprise to find out...
WHO'S YOUR ROLE MODEL FOR 2011??

no jokes! u'll be probably smile when u find the identity of ur role model...
*senyum lebar punye beb!!!!!*
i was really surprised to find out the name of my role model...

ok..lets do the math below to find yours...
den,scroll down to find ur role model...
it is crazy how accurate this is!!

NO PEEKING!!!
  1. pick ur fevret number btween 1-9...
  2. multiply by 3...
  3. add 3...
  4. then again multiply by 3...dun wury..i'll wait if u need a calculator..=D
  5. u'll get a 2 or 3 digit number...
  6. add the digits together...

n with that number,c who ur ROLE MODEL is from the list below...
look below bebeh!! look!! look!!! O____O

  1. EINSTEIN
  2. OPRAH
  3. TUN HUSSEIN ON
  4. BILL CLINTON
  5. BILL GATES
  6. GANDHI
  7. OBAMA
  8. TUNKU ABDUL RAHMAN
  9. AKU LA WEH!
  10. THE END
so,dah taw kan..hahahah~
i know i know...i juz hv that effect on peeps...

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : dah dah la weh..stop picking different numbers!! I AM UR IDOL..just deal with it okay!
*hugs*

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juz another post..=)

Posted in | at 10:11 PM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
cmne ngn puasa kowang??hee~

ok..dis is my another post..
look..my mind also 'puasa'..
that's y i dun hv any story to share..
frankly speaking,i dun hv any idea at all...
poor me...=;((

straight to the point..
good imaginative food presentation..

how to serve chicken wings to a man..hahaha~ -___-
REMEMBER!!!
presentation is always the key...







INGREDIENTS NEEDED FOR ASSEMBLY :
Chicken Wings, Potato Balls with A Dash Of Ketchup and
Asparagus served On A Bed Of Lettuce..

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)


P/S : boleh djadikan santapan untuk berbuka t...huahuahuahua....

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what if....

Posted in | at 8:55 PM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
its been a while am not doing my BW...heee~
sowi frenz.....=D

okay...what if...



VS



do you eva wonder wt wud happen if u treated our QURAN like we treat our MOBILE PHONE/HAND PHONE/CELL PHONE??

wt if we carried it around wherever we went??

wt if we flipped tru it several time a day??

wt if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it??

wt if we used it to receive messages from the text??

wt if we treated it like we couldn't live without it??

wt if we gave it to Kids as a gift??

wt if we used it when we travelled??

wt if we used it in case of emergency??

dis is something to make you you and you....so do I.....
WHERE IS MY QURAN???

one more thing...
unlike our mobile phone/hand phone/cell phone....
we dun hv to worry abt our QURAN being disconnected...
bcoz ALLAH already paid the bill fo sho...

makes you you and you...so do I...
stop n think...
WHERE ARE MY PRIORITIES??
n no dropped calls!

tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : Ramadhan is just around the corner...hv we prepared for it?? SELAMAT MENJALANI IBADAH PUASA UNTUK SEMUA UMAT ISLAM...=)

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alas! a naive PAKWE...

Posted in | at 2:14 AM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
juz a simple entry....
enjoy...=))

a AWEK (A) asked her PAKWE (P)how would he describe her...

P : u r like A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K...
A : wt does dat mean dear??
P : Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,Elegant,Foxy,Gorgeous,Hot!
A : ouuhh dear..dat's ssoo lloovveelly... n wt abt I,J,K??
P : I'm Just Kidding!!

dat's how the love story end....
n the PAKWE is still recovering in the 'INTENSIVE CARE UNIT'...

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : eheh...y dun u try dis 2 ur makwe,bestfrenz o even ur wife..hahah~ n c wt is her rspond..

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walaweh..manyak ssyyiiookk mmmaaaa!!

Posted in | at 5:09 AM

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
how r u??
ok...2day entry, i'll story mory 2 u abt my 'jalan jalan' in
UNIVERSAL STUDIO SINGAPORE....=)

sorry ya kawan kawan...
i wont tell much... since i'm not really a superb story teller...hehehe~
so,i decided to put pitchas...
the pitchas will tell u everything...inside n outside..

it's a day to remember....
my Along, sis Shark, bro Azeem n sis Aein (our lovely tour guide)..=))



















































nnnaahh..dis last pix is a gift from me to all my readers...
lots of love from USS...hahaha~


and,that's how we spent our day...
kinda feel sad leaving USS..='(
someday maybe we can go again...enjoy again....hhoorraayy mmoorraayy again..hahah~

got more more n more pitchas in laptop...
but ya...i do lazy to upload it...heeee~..
so i juz pick the pitchas randomly...random random pun cam bnyak gak kan..hahahha~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

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