(*_^)

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which balls you are? ;j

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

you like to play ball??
now,let's see this interesting observation..



The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL



The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING



The sport of choice for front line workers is FOOTBALL



The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL



The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS



The sport of choice for corporate executives is GOLF



THE INTERESTING CONCLUSION



the higher you go in the corporate structures, the smaller your balls become...




hahaha...and i think...there must be a ton of people in WASHINGTON playing GULI!!!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

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Malaysian English....more more cool ah!!!

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

regarding abt my previous entry,which is
PROJECT WAWA 2011....

actually,that art is known as LIGHT GRAFFITI aka
LIGHT PAINTING...
kowang google je duh...juz type
LIGHT GRAFFITI TUTORIAL
.....
owh,besides, u can watch dis tutorial on YOUTUBE also....
as simple as that...=D *aq pun tengok youtube ja..hehehe*
kamera dslr boleh...kamera digital biase pun boleh...
but u should know the setting lah....
n i'm still a newbie...*budak baru belajar jalan tateh tateh*...=')

okay...now let me bring u,ur mind and ur soul to enjoy abt our
MALAYSIAN ENGLISH (ME)...
its mean English language use by Malaysian....
our ME is more simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective,bla bla bla...
all the +ve one lah ya...heee~
for examples:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

BRITONS : I'm sorry sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size.But,if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

MALAYSIANS : No stock lah.

RETURNING A CALL

BRITONS : Hello,I'm STUCKSICK. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

MALAYSIANS : Hello,who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

BRITONS : Excuse me.I would like to get by.Would you please make way?

MALAYSIANS : S-kew me.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

BRITONS : Excuse me.But do you think it will possible for me to enter through this door?

MALAYSIANS : (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

BRITONS : Please make yourself right at home.

MALAYSIANS : No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

BRITONS : I don't recall you giving me the money.

MALAYSIANS : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

BRITONS : I would prefer not to do that,if you don't mind.

MALAYSIANS : Don't want lah.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

BRITONS : Excuse me.But could you please lower your voice?

MALAYSIANS : Shut up lah!

WHEN ONE IN TROUBLE

BRITONS : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

MALAYSIANS : Die lah weh!

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

BRITONS : This isn't the way to do it.Let me show you.

MALAYSIANS : Like that also you don't know ka!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

BRITONS : Would you mind not disturbing me?

MALAYSIANS : Celaka you!

hahahaaa....ME terbaik weh!
only MALAYSIANS like us can speak like that...
proud to be MALAYSIAN!! =D

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

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PROJECT WAWA 2011

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
what's on earth is that PROJECT WAWA 2011??
u dunno??
nva mind nva mind...
i'll show u...=))















understand??
hahahha~ bnyak kali buat...
at last,we made it...pphheeww~ =D

owh..btw...WAWA stand 4 my Along's nickname...
and to all my readers...
this is 4 u...







do love me back okay!!
wahahahhaha~

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : i'll do my BW later....sowi geng....my eyes kinda like MATA PANDA dah...O__O"

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ok..aq update..haha

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
ok...1st of all...
sowi sowi...
gua mmg malas cket nak update...
gua cuma rajin cket berblogwalking ja...hahahha~ =X
plus,ur entry is more interesting than mine....=D

ok...let me tell u my bedtime story...
a perfect lullaby...hahahha~

once upon a time.......*dup dap dup dap*

in the near future,all cars will be smaller in size...
n we all will have to drive small cars then...



but, there are lot of choices...

small size Corvette or SMORVETTE


small size Audi or SMAUDI


small size Lamborghini or SMAMBORGHINI


small size Porsche or SMORSCHE


small size Ferrari or SMERRARI


last but not least, small size Mustang or SMUSTANG


hahaha...n all dis cars live happily ever after....
hepi ending rite??
which one is ur fevret??
SMUSTANG??
okay!!
gimme 5....kite serupa...*hugs*

so,u all can sleep now...
tdo nyenyak nyenyak okay....

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

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spe ROLE MODEL ko?? spe?? spe??

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
how's ur day??
full of joy?? full or horror?? hehehhe....
nva mind nva mind....
juz smile ok! =D

dis post kinda like educational...
u'll be so surprise to find out...
WHO'S YOUR ROLE MODEL FOR 2011??

no jokes! u'll be probably smile when u find the identity of ur role model...
*senyum lebar punye beb!!!!!*
i was really surprised to find out the name of my role model...

ok..lets do the math below to find yours...
den,scroll down to find ur role model...
it is crazy how accurate this is!!

NO PEEKING!!!
  1. pick ur fevret number btween 1-9...
  2. multiply by 3...
  3. add 3...
  4. then again multiply by 3...dun wury..i'll wait if u need a calculator..=D
  5. u'll get a 2 or 3 digit number...
  6. add the digits together...

n with that number,c who ur ROLE MODEL is from the list below...
look below bebeh!! look!! look!!! O____O

  1. EINSTEIN
  2. OPRAH
  3. TUN HUSSEIN ON
  4. BILL CLINTON
  5. BILL GATES
  6. GANDHI
  7. OBAMA
  8. TUNKU ABDUL RAHMAN
  9. AKU LA WEH!
  10. THE END
so,dah taw kan..hahahah~
i know i know...i juz hv that effect on peeps...

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : dah dah la weh..stop picking different numbers!! I AM UR IDOL..just deal with it okay!
*hugs*

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juz another post..=)

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
cmne ngn puasa kowang??hee~

ok..dis is my another post..
look..my mind also 'puasa'..
that's y i dun hv any story to share..
frankly speaking,i dun hv any idea at all...
poor me...=;((

straight to the point..
good imaginative food presentation..

how to serve chicken wings to a man..hahaha~ -___-
REMEMBER!!!
presentation is always the key...







INGREDIENTS NEEDED FOR ASSEMBLY :
Chicken Wings, Potato Balls with A Dash Of Ketchup and
Asparagus served On A Bed Of Lettuce..

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)


P/S : boleh djadikan santapan untuk berbuka t...huahuahuahua....

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