StuckSick

dulu dulu vs sekarang ! hahah~

2012-02-11T00:12:00.000-08:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
how true this is...
enjoy ya...=)

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

waiting 4 bus again....

2012-02-07T00:28:00.000-08:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
how are you??
okay...this post is a continuation of previous post...
enjoy....=D

HOLLAND

FRANCE

RUSSIA

ENGLAND

CALIFORNIA

FINLAND

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

still alive....=D

2012-01-27T07:49:00.000-08:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
miss me?? hehehe...-___-'

nice to feel the blogsophere again...
maap lah geng...dah lama aq x BW....
something block my brain to blog again...hehe~

oh ya..this coming February,will do my internship...
cchhuwwaak sseehh...dah lah aq nih bukan jenis yg bangun pagi...
do pray 4 me ya geng....

hmm...dont know what else to share with u guys...
that's all for now...
thanks spending ur time reading this post....
aq nak start BW..nak ziarah balik geng geng blogger...teheee~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

this is hilarious...=D

2011-11-25T22:34:00.000-08:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
thought you might like it....... enjoy...=D

Abu was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10...
not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1...
this is what he came up with...

1 day,I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep...
but the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down...
the man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me...
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up...
so, I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him...
then, I took a 9 and try to stab at him... 10 God he run away...

10, I pun the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven...
next day, I called my boss and told him I was 6...
he said, 5..tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work...
he also asked me to go to climb a 3 and jump down!!
I don't understand.. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1...

hahahhaha...nnnaahhhh~
even I also can't construct sentences using numeric....
so kawan kawan....
do please give Ali a big round of applause.....
*clap clap clap*

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : okay...7e mmg xd jual telur dan pisau pun...tapi nak dijadikan cerita kan...hahahha~ -___-

mmg betul kot..

2011-09-18T08:09:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
haa..i still try my best to manage my blog...
sorry ya....;j

dear bloggers...
thought u all might enjoy this...
i hv smthing to share...
n i think...it is true...=D

someone asked me before...
WHAT is it that's hard to break??
WHAT is the hardest thing to break??
n my answer = stone = a big stone...
hahhahaaa...of coz lah salah kan.....

then,that someone replied...
the answer = HABIT
but why habit??

if u break the H, u still hv A BIT..
if u break the A, u still hv BIT..
if u break the B, u still hv IT...
if u break the T in IT, there's still the I...mean,the person...

the person at the end of the day, is the root off all the problems...
sng kata lah kan...masalah dtg dari diri kita sndiri....

owh buddies...dun ask me y dun we break the I first...
sbb sbb sbb..lau break the I,mean xjadilah cerita ini...hahhahah~
u got it?? u got it?? paham x?? paham x?? xpelah...
aq sndiri pun xpaham n xtaw kenapa xnak break huruf I tuh dulu...hahaha~ -___-"

so,as a conclusion...
now i know, y HABIT is so hard to break..
its destiny is in its name!!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : tapi mmg betul kot...habit bnde paling sukar nak diubah unless we are ready to change and break it...habit aq,suke tido...ko ade?? hahhaha~

kembali semula...=)

2011-09-16T06:53:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
wwwhhooaaaa~
its been a while since i posted smthing in here rite??
maap lah ye kawan kawan...
kemalasan menjadi punca utama blog ini menjadi sarang labah labah...hahahha~

oke...my new sem already started...
the assignment are tooooo mmmaaannnyyyyy....
next week,on tuesday,we'll start a presentation...wwwhhoooaaa~

owh ya....SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN....
nahhh....0-0 okay.....=D
gotta go now...
lot lot of things to do...
toodles....=D

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

P/S : ehem ehem...i'm a student..ade spe spe yg nak bagi saya duit raya x?? hahhaha~

which balls you are? ;j

2011-08-18T23:59:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

you like to play ball??
now,let's see this interesting observation..

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL

The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING

The sport of choice for front line workers is FOOTBALL

The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL

The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS

The sport of choice for corporate executives is GOLF

THE INTERESTING CONCLUSION

the higher you go in the corporate structures, the smaller your balls become...

hahaha...and i think...there must be a ton of people in WASHINGTON playing GULI!!!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

Malaysian English....more more cool ah!!!

2011-08-15T16:58:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

regarding abt my previous entry,which is
PROJECT WAWA 2011....
actually,that art is known as LIGHT GRAFFITI aka
LIGHT PAINTING...
kowang google je duh...juz type
LIGHT GRAFFITI TUTORIAL.....
owh,besides, u can watch dis tutorial on YOUTUBE also....
as simple as that...=D *aq pun tengok youtube ja..hehehe*
kamera dslr boleh...kamera digital biase pun boleh...
but u should know the setting lah....
n i'm still a newbie...*budak baru belajar jalan tateh tateh*...=')

okay...now let me bring u,ur mind and ur soul to enjoy abt our
MALAYSIAN ENGLISH (ME)...
its mean English language use by Malaysian....
our ME is more simple,short,concise,straight to the point,effective,bla bla bla...
all the +ve one lah ya...heee~
for examples:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

BRITONS : I'm sorry sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size.But,if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

MALAYSIANS : No stock lah.

RETURNING A CALL

BRITONS : Hello,I'm STUCKSICK. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

MALAYSIANS : Hello,who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

BRITONS : Excuse me.I would like to get by.Would you please make way?

MALAYSIANS : S-kew me.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

BRITONS : Excuse me.But do you think it will possible for me to enter through this door?

MALAYSIANS : (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

BRITONS : Please make yourself right at home.

MALAYSIANS : No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

BRITONS : I don't recall you giving me the money.

MALAYSIANS : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

BRITONS : I would prefer not to do that,if you don't mind.

MALAYSIANS : Don't want lah.

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

BRITONS : Excuse me.But could you please lower your voice?

MALAYSIANS : Shut up lah!

WHEN ONE IN TROUBLE

BRITONS : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

MALAYSIANS : Die lah weh!

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

BRITONS : This isn't the way to do it.Let me show you.

MALAYSIANS : Like that also you don't know ka!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

BRITONS : Would you mind not disturbing me?

MALAYSIANS : Celaka you!

hahahaaa....ME terbaik weh!
only MALAYSIANS like us can speak like that...
proud to be MALAYSIAN!! =D

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

PROJECT WAWA 2011

2011-08-14T08:06:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

what's on earth is that PROJECT WAWA 2011??
u dunno??
nva mind nva mind...
i'll show u...=))

understand??
hahahha~ bnyak kali buat...
at last,we made it...pphheeww~ =D

owh..btw...WAWA stand 4 my Along's nickname...
and to all my readers...
this is 4 u...

do love me back okay!!
wahahahhaha~

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : i'll do my BW later....sowi geng....my eyes kinda like MATA PANDA dah...O__O"

ok..aq update..haha

2011-08-10T22:05:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

ok...1st of all...
sowi sowi...
gua mmg malas cket nak update...
gua cuma rajin cket berblogwalking ja...hahahha~ =X
plus,ur entry is more interesting than mine....=D

ok...let me tell u my bedtime story...
a perfect lullaby...hahahha~

once upon a time.......*dup dap dup dap*

in the near future,all cars will be smaller in size...
n we all will have to drive small cars then...

but, there are lot of choices...

small size Corvette or SMORVETTE

small size Audi or SMAUDI

small size Lamborghini or SMAMBORGHINI

small size Porsche or SMORSCHE

small size Ferrari or SMERRARI

last but not least, small size Mustang or SMUSTANG

hahaha...n all dis cars live happily ever after....
hepi ending rite??
which one is ur fevret??
SMUSTANG??
okay!!
gimme 5....kite serupa...*hugs*

so,u all can sleep now...
tdo nyenyak nyenyak okay....

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

spe ROLE MODEL ko?? spe?? spe??

2011-08-08T07:20:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
how's ur day??
full of joy?? full or horror?? hehehhe....
nva mind nva mind....
juz smile ok! =D

dis post kinda like educational...
u'll be so surprise to find out...
WHO'S YOUR ROLE MODEL FOR 2011??

no jokes! u'll be probably smile when u find the identity of ur role model...
*senyum lebar punye beb!!!!!*
i was really surprised to find out the name of my role model...

ok..lets do the math below to find yours...
den,scroll down to find ur role model...
it is crazy how accurate this is!!

NO PEEKING!!!

pick ur fevret number btween 1-9...
multiply by 3...
add 3...
then again multiply by 3...dun wury..i'll wait if u need a calculator..=D
u'll get a 2 or 3 digit number...
add the digits together...

n with that number,c who ur ROLE MODEL is from the list below...
look below bebeh!! look!! look!!! O____O

EINSTEIN
OPRAH
TUN HUSSEIN ON
BILL CLINTON
BILL GATES
GANDHI
OBAMA
TUNKU ABDUL RAHMAN
AKU LA WEH!
THE END

so,dah taw kan..hahahah~
i know i know...i juz hv that effect on peeps...

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : dah dah la weh..stop picking different numbers!! I AM UR IDOL..just deal with it okay!
*hugs*

juz another post..=)

2011-08-02T22:11:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
cmne ngn puasa kowang??hee~

ok..dis is my another post..
look..my mind also 'puasa'..
that's y i dun hv any story to share..
frankly speaking,i dun hv any idea at all...
poor me...=;((

straight to the point..
good imaginative food presentation..

how to serve chicken wings to a man..hahaha~ -___-
REMEMBER!!!
presentation is always the key...

INGREDIENTS NEEDED FOR ASSEMBLY :

Chicken Wings, Potato Balls with A Dash Of Ketchup and

Asparagus served On A Bed Of Lettuce..

hehee..tuh sje..

(*_^)

P/S : boleh djadikan santapan untuk berbuka t...huahuahuahua....

what if....

2011-07-28T20:55:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
its been a while am not doing my BW...heee~
sowi frenz.....=D

okay...what if...

VS

do you eva wonder wt wud happen if u treated our QURAN like we treat our MOBILE PHONE/HAND PHONE/CELL PHONE??

wt if we carried it around wherever we went??

wt if we flipped tru it several time a day??

wt if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it??

wt if we used it to receive messages from the text??

wt if we treated it like we couldn't live without it??

wt if we gave it to Kids as a gift??

wt if we used it when we travelled??

wt if we used it in case of emergency??

dis is something to make you you and you....so do I.....
WHERE IS MY QURAN???

one more thing...
unlike our mobile phone/hand phone/cell phone....
we dun hv to worry abt our QURAN being disconnected...
bcoz ALLAH already paid the bill fo sho...

makes you you and you...so do I...
stop n think...
WHERE ARE MY PRIORITIES??
n no dropped calls!

tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : Ramadhan is just around the corner...hv we prepared for it?? SELAMAT MENJALANI IBADAH PUASA UNTUK SEMUA UMAT ISLAM...=)

alas! a naive PAKWE...

2011-07-23T02:14:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....

juz a simple entry....

enjoy...=))

a AWEK (A) asked her PAKWE (P)how would he describe her...

P : u r like A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K...

A : wt does dat mean dear??

P : Adorable,Beautiful,Cute,Delightful,Elegant,Foxy,Gorgeous,Hot!

A : ouuhh dear..dat's ssoo lloovveelly... n wt abt I,J,K??

P : I'm Just Kidding!!

dat's how the love story end....

n the PAKWE is still recovering in the 'INTENSIVE CARE UNIT'...

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

P/S : eheh...y dun u try dis 2 ur makwe,bestfrenz o even ur wife..hahah~ n c wt is her rspond..

walaweh..manyak ssyyiiookk mmmaaaa!!

2011-07-17T05:09:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
how r u??
ok...2day entry, i'll story mory 2 u abt my 'jalan jalan' in
UNIVERSAL STUDIO SINGAPORE....=)

sorry ya kawan kawan...
i wont tell much... since i'm not really a superb story teller...hehehe~
so,i decided to put pitchas...
the pitchas will tell u everything...inside n outside..

it's a day to remember....
my Along, sis Shark, bro Azeem n sis Aein (our lovely tour guide)..=))

nnnaahh..dis last pix is a gift from me to all my readers...
lots of love from USS...hahaha~

and,that's how we spent our day...
kinda feel sad leaving USS..='(
someday maybe we can go again...enjoy again....hhoorraayy mmoorraayy again..hahah~

got more more n more pitchas in laptop...
but ya...i do lazy to upload it...heeee~..
so i juz pick the pitchas randomly...random random pun cam bnyak gak kan..hahahha~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

bolehkah anda?? mampukah anda??

2011-07-11T08:16:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...

yeeaayy...so this is my 3rd post in dis month of july....
hahhaa...no improvement at all.....

owh btw...buat incik alif haris....mintak maap ya incik....
makcik stuck nih malas nak update plus bz plus kekeringan idea...
bnyak sungguh alasan mkcik stuck nih....
maapkan mkcik stuck nih yg sudah semakin tua dimamah usia..hahah~ -____-"

so yeah...everything were still under control...
upside down!! hahahha~ world in world out...
so ok...2day entry might be longer than b4...
i want all of u try out this...
n tell me how smart is ur RIGHT FOOT????

act,there r somethings that the brain cant handle...
u hv to try this ppuuhhlleezz...it juz take 2 seconds...
this will confuse ur mind n u will keep tryin over n over again 2 see if u can outsmart ur foot...
but the fact is u CAN'T...
it is pre-programmed in ur brain...

okay..all u need 2 do :

while sitting at ur desk in front of ur laptop, or computer or mirror or everythin or even ghosts,hahahhaha~ lift ur RIGHT FOOT off the floor n make clockwise circles...
now,while doing it, draw the number of 6 in the air with ur RIGHT HAND...
u will see ur foot will change the direction....
hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha~ *dis last step is not allowed*

i told u!!!i told u so!!!
nothing u can do to change it....
funny rite??
b4 the day is done u r going to try it again....
buatlah smpai berjaya....GOODLUCK!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

ini baru betul MALAYSIA!!!

2011-07-06T19:37:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....

hahhahahaaa.....lets start our day 2day with a big big big laugh!!!!

n n n...with a big big big smile on ur face!!!

okay..all u need 2 do is juz focus on dis pix....

n plez...do not try this at home.... =))

dats y MALAYSIA is sssooo unique!!!

kan kan kan kan.....heeeee~

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!

2011-07-02T18:48:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....

oke oke....bad news 4 2day post....
n ya....rase insaf seketika....*sob sob*..='(
yesterday,i checked the mail....
suddenly,i saw one mail from PDRM....
fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh.....
mengucap panjang panjang dulu.....

and...ttttaaaadddddaaaaa~
a gift from PDRM......tenkiu pak polisi....=')

yyyeeeaaahhhh...outstanding PDRM summons.....
see the offense details?? SPEEDING......
and the final amount....RM 150.00......

kawan kawan...be kful on the road....
follow the speed limit......
n yeah....say bubbye to RM RM.....huhuhu~

hehee...tuh sje.....
(*_^)

P/S : ade spe spe nak dermakan sumbangan tuk aq x?? ALLAH will bless u...=)..heee~

blood-curdling!! -____-"

2011-06-26T06:42:00.000-07:00

Ali : Assalamualaikum...is this customer service (CS) for computer problem??

CS : Wa'alaikumussalam....yes....may i know what the problem it is??

Ali : Owh ya...my printer is not working...

CS : What is wrong with it??

Ali : My mouse is jammed....

CS : Ur mouse is jammed?? but,sory sir...printer don't hv a mouse!!

Ali : Hhhuurrmmm....really??? owh wait....i'll send u a picture....

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S :a big n warm of applause to Datuk Lee Chong Wei...He is the winner of man single at the Indonesian Open!!! Congratulation!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!! =D

go go google!!!

2011-06-23T06:58:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....

hey hey...
i juz found this intrsting fact abt google....
hahaha...not fact lah act....
it called google trick....yes yes!!!
GOOGLE TRICK!!

okay....yyaahh..i noe...
its maybe a lame story abt this trick...
i bet most of u already noe abt dis trick...
xp xp....teruskan post ko gak stuck...xyah stop stop...hahahha~ -_________-"

i found 2 awesome tricks...
first.....go 2 google.com...
type 'who's the cutest'..ignore the quotes (')...
click i'm feeling lucky button...
den,u will noe the answer...
perhaps,it will make u smile....big bigger biggest smile....=) =D =j

okay....second trick...
same wth 1st trick..
juz u need to type 'google gravity'...again,ignore the quotes (')...
click i'm feeling lucky tab....
dun be surprised...

in this 2nd trick,all the stuff are falling down...what stuff??
u will noe it dear..=)
juz play wth 'em...
drag it...move around the stuff...drop it...hit each other....

each elements in this 2nd trick is alive u noe!!!
i mean its work...
try type anything in search box...
then hit enter button....
the results are also................
hahahha~ try it....i cant tell more...
x surprise lah kan lau bgtahu lebih lebih...hahhaha~

4 those yg dah taw,diam diam sudah...
dis post is create especially 4 peeps who do not noe anything yet...
hope...it will bring u a lot of joy!!!! joyy joyy till it become jjooyyaahh!!!! bhahhaha!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

banana test!!!

2011-06-19T06:01:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...=)
how r u??

okay.....back 2 da topic....
2day let's play some game...
not game act....it's a test!!!
BANANA TEST!!!

ready everyone....da winner will get a banana 4 free!!!
yyeeaahhh...hahahhaha~ ;P
okay....jk!!

there is a very,very tall coconut tree n there r 4 animals...
a lion....a chimp...a giraffe...n a squirrel...

they decide to compete to c who is da fastest to get a banana off the tree...
who do u guess will win??
who?? who?? who??
plez make the correct choice...
or otherwise, u r LOSER!!!
pppfffttt! hahhahaha~

ur answer will reflect ur personality....trust me!!
so,think kfully...
got ur answer??
now scroll down 2 c da analysis...=)

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if ur ANSWER is :

LION = u'r dull
CHIMPANZEE = u'r dense
GIRAFFE = u'r complete moron
SQUIRREL = u'r hopeless

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS LLAAHHH!!!!
hhaaiiyyaaa...ape lah ko!!! kah3.....

ok ok!!
obviously u'r stressed and overworked...
nih msti BW lama sgt nih kan..kan..kan..kan..hahhahaha~
u shud take some time off n relax bbrraahh!!
hahahha~
jgn marah....=)

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

welcoming a new look!! -___-"

2011-06-16T01:43:00.001-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
juz a quick update....
2day..i wanna share 2 u my braces story...
yyeeeaayyy!!! =__=

idk act what is da purpose of wearing dis...
no no..not da braces...
i mean dis!!

see??? 'getah getah itu'??
btw,i'm not a monster..
plezz dun be scared....u make nice,i'll make nice 2...heeee~

dat 'getah' contains natural rubber latex...
n it shud not be used by anyone who is sensitive or allegic to latex...
haha..sound funny rite dat i totally hv no idea what is the purpose...
i forgot to ask my doc...huhuh~

but one thing 4 sure is, dat 'getah' need to be changed everyday...
yyaaaa...SETIAP HARI!!!!
n my doc said...
if one of the both side PUTUS, i hv to replaced the other one too...
maksud aq,getah yg xputus pun kne tukar gak...

i cant eat a lot...i cant open my mouth wider like b4....
n i think...porridge is in my menu list rite now..-___-"
i wnna search bout dis 'getah' la...
i wnna noe what the benefit...hahaha!

the above pix is the shape of dat 'getah'...
there r 2 many 'getah' inside the kangaroo bag...
i hope my teeth is going to be ok....insyaallah...=)

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

P/S : agak agaknye,puas ke lau aq nak berkaraoke t ngn adenye getah getah bagai ni?? aaarrrggghhhhh!!!!!!

PC maniac!! funnies..=D

2011-06-11T20:17:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....
let the images below speak 4 u ya...=)

Ever had days like these???
If not, you haven't had a computer long enough.

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

ini KL gua pegang!

2011-06-09T23:01:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan...
erk,i think not too late ya to tell u i already watched dis movie...hee..=D
superb i guess...full of action!!
pukul sana sini...tendang sana sini...sepak sana sini...tembak sana sini...hahah~

ouh ouh ouh...i luv abang besar,MALEK..hahaha~

hepi watching kawan kawan...

but but....i heard a story juz now...
PEKIDA want 2 SAMAN Syamsul bcoz he reveal PEKIDA's secret in dis movie...
ayoyo....
ala ala la tok...jgn saman!! hahha~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

could u?? would u??

2011-06-08T00:55:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum kawan kawan....=)

let me show u smthin interesting....

da lady is gettin ready 2 ENTER...
DIS IS A PICTURE OF A PUBLIC TOILET IN HOUSTON...

YOU'VE SEEN DA OUTSIDE VIEW...
TAKE A LOOK DA INSIDE VIEW...

IT'S MADE ENTIRELY OF ONE WAY GLASS YAW!!
NO ONE CAN C U FROM DA OUTSIDE...
BUT U CAN C PEOPLE AROUND U WHEN U R INSIDE...
IT'S LIKE SITTING IN A CLEAR GLASS BOX!!

NOW...COULD U...???...WOULD U...???....

NEXT...
A PAINTED BATHROOM FLOOR...
10th floor of a hi-rise building...

okay...imagine urself at a party...
den,u hv to use the bathroom aka toilet...
u open da door....kkkkrrreeekkkk~
but,remember..da floor is juz a painted floor!!

IT REALLY TAKES UR BREATH AWAY!!! hhhhuuuhhhh~
doesn't it??

IT'S REALLY MESS UP UR MIND RITE??
WOULD U B ABLE TO WALK INTO DIS BATHROOM??

LAST!!
DIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE...

AGAIN...WOULD U...??...COULD U...???

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

Kitab Cinta =>

2011-06-04T02:42:00.000-07:00

haha..mood in luv rite now....not in luv wth someone okay...
i fall in luv wth dis series...yeeaahhh..Kitab Cinta aka KC...hahha~

dis series already being played exclusively on TV AlHijrah...
owh ya...4 those who hv astro at home...u can watch it on channel 114...
all u hv to do is click MENU button on ur astro remote...
den choose SATELLITE SIGNAL...click OK 4 dnload...owh,make sure the color is GREEN...
u hv to wait 4 a few mnutes...den,SEARCH 4 CHANNEL 114 n click OK...
easy steps rite?? =))

so,stay tune on channel 114....8.30 p.m.....
4 da synopsis n who da actor or actress,i think u can google it...juz read by ur own...
i wish i can watch dis series till da end....hopefully lah...hahha~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

hv u eva been dis tired??

2011-06-01T05:50:00.000-07:00

dear kawan kawan...
eva been dis tired??
hahhaha~ 4 me, every day yay!! =D
enjoy!!!

and the best comes last.....

dun u feel sleepy rite now??

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

Més que un club...=)

2011-05-29T08:59:00.000-07:00

"Barça gave a footballing lesson at the home of football tonight. Guardiola’s team claimed the title back with an exhibition of football never seen before in the final. The Club now have four European Cups and are the envy of the world."

okay guys...
i take the above statement from the match report in a
FCBarcelona website....

the match was really really superb!! =))
BARCA hv a very very talented n skilled players...
man of the match...of coz my own MESSI!! hahah~

the final has confirmed Barca's position..
at the top of contemporary football..
congratulations once again to Barca!!
u make me proud bebeh..hahah~

I LOVE FOOTBALL!!
yyeeaahh!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

BEWARE!!! (MUSLIMS)

2011-05-25T11:30:00.001-07:00

Salam peeps!! =)

erm..i wnna share smthin which i think most important 2 let all of u noe abt dis...

a gentle warning 4 u...

if u eat any chicken from our neighbour, be extra kful..

yes it will looks yummy n delicious....

but,do u noe what act is dat thing??

take a look!! O___O

dis peeps create smthin dat looks similar 2 da food dat we eat...

tuk kawan kawan yg suke p Batam o Tanjung Pinang..

better be wary...

check first before u eat...OK!!

RATS!!!!!!!!

they burning the hair and washing it before cooking..

they cut them n look exactly like chicken shape..

ready to fry the rats!!

marinating b4 frying...

tadaa!!! ready 4 serve!!!

eeerrrkkk...yyuummmmyyy!!! -____-"

look exactly like chicken aite??

dis is their delicacies....SICK...

4 those who willing to go to Indonesia,Vietnam o China....

Beware ya....esp 4 MUSLIMS....

OOOMMMMMMGGGGG!!!

hehee...tuh sje...

(*_^)

LOVE...

2011-05-19T09:27:00.000-07:00

salam peeps...=)
erk,dat title is not suit actually 4 dis post....
juz i hv no idea...heee~

oke...1st of all...tenkiu 4 incik google....
i search 4 dis poster...

yeah...i watched dis movie....=)

dear ALLAH...can i hv someone like ADAM n AIDIL?? heee~
hopefully.....aaammmiinnnn~

ouh ya....dun hv 2 bring any tissues.....
juz buy popcorn n pepsi!!
so peeps...epi watching!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : i'll do my BW later....promise!!..sowi ya bloggers....=)

Only in Japan!!

2011-05-17T22:15:00.000-07:00

hv a look peeps!! 0___0''

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

Lu Langsi.....Lu Mati!!!! x____X

2011-05-13T20:27:00.000-07:00

SAWADIKAP!!!!
-masuk pintu keluar tingkap-
hahahhaha~

peeps!! i hv watched dis movie.....
the ending is not soo gud la....
i really hope da ending will b much better....='(
but,overall its okay.....
i enjoyed laughing...hahahah~ =D

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

watz up!! =))

2011-05-10T21:12:00.001-07:00

(i missed my old days..+__+")

hey frenz! Miss me?? heee~

Things dat happened all dis while :

already finished my exam paper...yyyaaaahhhhhhhooooo!!!!!!!
currently now at home.....
am lookin 4 a part time job...can anyone gv me an idea?? my hols is abt 4 months!! -__-'
i miss my frenz....

juz a quick n simple update...sowi am not actve in bloggin 4 a past few months...

n now,insyaallah...i'll make myself avlable to do a BW again more n more....

till then...daa~

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

i do have my own signature!!! =))

2011-03-30T05:03:00.000-07:00

hye...

juz a short update...

quick n simple...heee~

okay okay...

i do hv my own signature...

hahhaha~

ya ya....even though i noe i was lil bit too late...

kan kan...-___-"

tpi nak wat cmne...juz now seru 4 da signature smpai..hahaha~

alah...xkesah la....

jnji ade...ko ade?? ade?? ade??

hahhahaha~

okay....xbaik berlagak....

t ade yang benci...

ouh..please dun hate me haterzz...

because i do LOVE my haterzz damn MUCH!!! =')....

okay....i must stop typin rite now!!!

my subject TAXATION is callin me....

wish me luck peeps!!!

TEST TEST TEST TEST!!!! =___="

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

juz another post..=)

2011-03-26T03:16:00.000-07:00

salam bloggerzzz....=)

hey..its really been a while aite since i posted smthing here??

poor me...i cant manage my time properly...='(

i'm waitin 4 da semester break even though final exam not yet started...

dear ALLAH......i need a VACATION fucking much...huhuh~

okay....i like 2 share smthing here in dis post....

i would to announce "HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS"...

btw,all dis is juz 4 laugh ya...

no heart feelin plezzz....syuh syuh syuh...hahhaha~

THE HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO:

UNITED KINGDOM

FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

AND THEN

POLAND

BUT 3RD PLACE MUST GOES TO

GREECE

IT WAS VERY CLOSE BUT THE RUNNER UP PRIZE WAS AWARDED TO

SERBIA

BUT THE WINNER OF THE HUSBAND/PARTNER OF THE YEAR IS

IRELAND

YA GOTTA LOVE THE IRISH

the Irish r true romantic,look...

he's even holding her hand...

woman has MAN in it

Mrs. has MR. in it

female has MALE in it

she has HE in it

madam has ADAM in it

okay okay...

it all make sense now...

heeeee..=))

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

P/S : did ya noe..where can i find my mr.right?? heeee (eeeuuwww..aannooyyiinngg sungguh gua) hahahha~

lamer giler gua xupdate!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-03-19T01:29:00.000-07:00

salam sume....

err...maap lah ye kalian...

dah lama gile gua xupdate ini blog....heeee

my life is gud...being a student,so many things to do...

assignmnet lah,test lah,quiz lah, presentation lah...

-___-"...what a hectic life...

oke...act,nothing to share abt...

juz wnna share wth u...

wth dis pix....

on 4th march,i had a trip wth all my coursem8...

under club law society....

we went to palace of justice and also parliament...

hahahaa..dah lama giler bru gua nak cter an...

xpelah...jnji cter....

oke oke...do enjoy ya....=))

yahhh..dat is it...hehehhee...

there still thousands of pixas on dis trip...

but,da speed of my tenet not allowed me to upload any other pixas...

huhuhuhu..-___-"

n yes..thankx to our photographer of da day...

yus!!!!

ko memanglah hebat....

cian ko kene layan perangai gedix kteowang..hahhaa~

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

Anagrams: Clever.....must read

2011-02-18T06:31:00.000-08:00

dis have 2 be da one of the cleverest idea!! =))

someone out there must be DEADLY at scrabble...so do I..hahha~

once again...i need u TO OPEN UR EYES...

make it BIGGER s possible...

O___O"

when u rearrange all dis letters...it will become....

PRESBYTERIAN - BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER - MOON STARER

DESPERATION - A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES - THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE - HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY - DIRTY ROOM

yes yes!!! i told u rite....am HALF DEADLY THINKING!!!! -____-"

am not dis clever to rearrange all dis words n make it become new one..huh...

ouh..wait ye peeps...dis anagrams will have its second part...

till nex post,i'll continue it...heee~

till den...

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

Logos Gone Terribly WRONG!!

2011-02-10T22:01:00.000-08:00

hye dear bloggers....
2day,i wnna post smthin INTERESTING!!!
ya...TOTALLY INTERESTING!! hahahha~

PLEASE DO OPEN UR EYES!! O_O

4 those who wnna to set up o establish a company..
b kful on how u design ur COMPANY LOGO...
otherwise,LOGOS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG SOMETIMES....=____="
check dis out....

Junior Jazz Dance Classes
(Close one eye and you'll see!)

A-Style - Realy classy

Kids Exchange - As this name didn't sound weird enough, they decided to write it together!

Megaflicks - Not the best font for this word - lettering too close! But helps with sales!!!

Dental Clinic - dis seems 2 b popular!!

Kudawara - What kind of pharmacy is this? Meant to be "K"

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

P/S : i'll do da BW later ya....insyaallah s soon s possible...=)

cool lah!!

2011-02-08T22:29:00.000-08:00

bloggers....

check dis out!!!

4 those yang xtahu,y dun u try 2 listen dis vid...

but ya...

PLEASE USE UR HEADPHONES o EARPHONES!!!!

enjoy!! =))

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

finally !! =))

2011-02-02T03:05:00.000-08:00

salam bloggerz...

hye...how r u??
hope u olz sihat sthat belaka...
aminn..=)

i juz arrived home...yyeeaahh!! hhoommiieeesssyyeeeaayyy~
what a day!!

act,i went 2 s.alam to take my dip certificate...
am not attend my convo day...huhuhu~
y?? bcoz bcoz...alah,mcam mcam lah...
plus my num in 975...wow!!!
so,da main reason is AM TOO LAZY!! yeeaahh~

so peeps....now am continuing my dgree...
hopefully dis dgree i can do better...
n hope hope 2 i can attend for my degree graduation....
n i dun want my graduation become GRADUFUCKUATION!!!
bhahaha!!!

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

(inilah jubah konvo aq...kah3....)

catchy song!!! =)

2011-01-28T07:06:00.000-08:00

salam rakan blogger....
sowi yaw....
take a long long time to update dis messy messy blog...heeee~

btw,i wnna say sowie...
no time to do my blogwalkin...
but,i will n i promise to trace u olz back s soon s possible...=))

not much to post lah..
juz wnna share smthin to all of u....
hv u heard dis song b4??
WHAT THE HELL by AVRIL LAVIGNE...

oke...one word!!catchy song!! ahahha~ (silap...2 ayat..heee)....
makkkk sssuukkeee nnyyaaahh!!!! hahahha~
try lah tuk dengar ye kawan kawan....=))

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

if i am RICH!!!

2011-01-19T15:33:00.000-08:00

MY HANDSOME SERVANT ALWAYS READY

MY HOLIDAY HOUSE

MY TRAVELING CAR

MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS INTEL PENTIUM lX WITH RAM 30 GIGABYTE

ONLY PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY CAR WHICH WAS GOLD PLATED

MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY BE FILL WITH EXPENSES PERFUME

THIS IS MY TOILET PAPER

ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET

MY SECURITY FOR 24 HOURS

IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON THE BOAT

MY GLASS MADE ONLY BY ORIGINAL DIAMOND

MY PET WITH THE DIAMOND TEETH

MY BEDROOM WILL HAVE A WINDOW WHICH CAN LOOK FOR THE WORLD

I WILL BUY THE MOONLIGHT

OK!! ENOUGH OF DREAMING!!
GET BACK TO WORK NOW!!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

no class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-01-13T18:55:00.000-08:00

salam peeps!!!!
hye hye.....
yeeaaah....it already 2 weeks since my new sem started...
n "macam macam" hppen in dat 2 weeks...

life s a student already get busy....
assignment itulah assignment inilah...ayoyo...amma...appa...hahhaha~
plus a lot of quizeeessss and tteessstttssss!!! (hahhaa..hamek...pnjang quiz and testnye)...kui3...

oke...in dis post i would like 2 ask u lah...
what will you do if there is no class??
i mean bile kelas kowang batal..yyeeaahh!!! BATAL!!!! kelas CANCEL!!!

in my case....i prefer dis......hahahahhahahha~
plez take a look.....look kfully ya peeps.....dun blink ur eyes even 4 a second...heee~

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tttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~

(copy from yahoo images)

yyeeaahhh!!! i sleep with my books!!! (harapan lah kan)
plok bantal lagi masyukk beb!!! hahahhaha~
hei!! even aq tido pun,my brain still works lah oke...hahahahhahah~
so wt abt u??

heheee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

kami beradik beradik.....

2010-12-28T06:17:00.000-08:00

salam sume...
hello peeps....
not many things lah to share....
lately,i am sooo lazzyyy tttoo uuppddaattee mmmyy bbllooggg...hhhhuuuuuaaaaaaaaa~

btw,thnkx 4 those who still keep visiting my blog....
tenku tenkiu soo much!!! love u very very much...mwwaahhkkxx!! hahahah~

i think i nva tell u abt my siblings aite??
so now...my brain told me 2 introduce my crime scene partner which i love 'em ssoooo ddaammnn ffuucckkiinngg mmucchh!!! hahahahhaa~

my along n my uda......
n yahh..i'm da second.....
meet me,angah!!....
hello.....nice to meet u....said angah...hahahah~(sudah mule gila)
oke oke....
juz let all dis pix below tell u abt da craziness n happiness of us!!!huahuahuahua

(kebanyakan gambar my uda sumenye control machow..langsung xnak wat muke selebet...ppoddaahhcchhiit lah lu..haha~)

nahh...still hv a lot of pix to show u...
but ya....like i told u juz now...
i amm ssoo llaaazzyyy....
not only to update my blog....
but also to be waitin 4 da pix to be upload...hahaha~

hey...mayb there will be a second part....
mayb lah an....
lau kerajinan aq sampai...hahhaa~
till den..

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

mari mengupdate!!! bhahahha~

2010-12-19T20:13:00.000-08:00

salam sume....hello!!!

yah..dis is my first update in dis month of december...

ouh...not soo lah...act dis is my second update for dis december...hehehe~

everythin is under control....i'm kinda bz....

bz of work...not bzbody....kah3...

i have no idea act wt to write abt...

wt to share abt....

it was suck n stuck.....later on it will bcome sick!! hahaha~

juz a reminder to all of u out there....

if u want smthin u nva had, do smthin u hv nva done...

life is 10% of wt u make it and 90% of how u take it..

keep smiling..hv a wonderful day!! =))

dis life is too short even to luv..

n i still dunno how ppl find time to hate it...

oke....enough 4 2day...

my writing will b more suck if i not stop it...hahaha~

till den...

hehee..tuh sje...

(*_^)

Physiotherapist

2010-12-02T18:15:00.000-08:00

salam sume...hye hye...=))
Haha, I believe some people may have 'problem' with spelling words...
like physiotherapist, psychiatry, psychology, and whatever 'psycho at some time...
Perhaps the following would help with remembering one of it ...

Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.

He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the wall outside the clinic. The next morning when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up but he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to the designer and took him to task.

"How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.

The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.

The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST!!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

waiting 4 bus....

2010-11-27T07:09:00.001-08:00

SWITZERLAND

PORTUGAL

NEW YORK

VENICE

ATHENS

PARIS

HAMBURG

MILAN

BERLIN

STOCKHOLM

DUBAI

ROME

BRASIL

FRANKFURT

ATLANTA

LONDON

AND

MUMBAI

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

"JODOH" (cantik msg yg disampaikan )..

2010-11-23T02:48:00.000-08:00

salam sume...
hye hye....
in dis post,i wnna share wth u some interesting message....

its about JODOH...heee~
4 sure la an everybody know what is JODOH mean...
i fall in love wth dis mssage...
the words are soo awesome....great!!!!
enjoy ur reading peeps...=))

Tidak, Jodoh tiada kaitan dengan keturunan. Hanya belum sampai masanya. Ia
bagai menanti jambatan untuk ke seberang. Kalau panjang jambatannya
jauhlah perjalanan kita. Ada org jodohnya cepat sebab jambatannya
singkat. Usia 25 tahun rasanya belumlah terlalu lewat. Dan usia 35
tahun belum apa² kalau sepanjang usia itu telah digunakan untuk
membina kecemerlangan. Nyatakanlah perasaan dan keinginan anda itu
dalam doa² lewat sembahyang. Allah mendengar.

Wanita baik untuk lelaki yang baik, sebaliknya wanita jahat untuk
lelaki yang jahat. Biar lambat jodoh asalkan mendapat Mr Right dan
biar seorang diri drpd menjadi mangsa lelaki yang tidak beriman kemudian nanti.

Memang kita mudah tersilap mentafsir kehidupan ini. Kita selalu
sangka, aku pasti bahagia kalau mendapat ini. Hakikatnya, apabila kita
benar² mendapat apa yang kita inginkan itu, ia juga dtg bersama masalah.

Kita selalu melihat org memandu kereta mewah dan terdetiklah di hati
kita, bahagianya org itu. Hakikatnya apabila kita sendiri telah
memiliki kereta mewah kita ditimpa pelbagai kerenah. Tidak mustahil
pula org yang memandu kereta mewah (walaupun sebenarnya tak mewah)
terpaksa membayar lebih tatkala berhenti untuk membeli durian di tepi
jalan. Orang lain membeli dengan harga biasa, dia terpaksa membayar berlipat ganda.

Ketika anda terperangkap dalam kesesakan jalan raya, motosikal
mencelah-celah hingga mampu berada jauh di hadapan. Anda pun mengeluh,
alangkah baiknya kalau aku hanya menunggang sebuah motosikal seperti
itu dan cepat sampai ke tempat yang dituju. Padahal si penunggang
motosikal mungkin sedang memikirkan bilakah dia akan memandu kereta di
tgh² bandar raya.

Bukan semua yang anda sangka membahagiakan itu benar² membahagiakan.
Bahagianya mungkin ada tapi deritanya juga datang sama. Semua benda,
pasti ada baik buruknya.

Demikian juga perkahwinan. Ia baik sebab ia dibenarkan oleh agama,
sunnah Nabi, sebagai saluran yang betul untuk melepaskan shahwat di
samping membina sahsiah dan sebagainya, tapi ia juga buruk sebab ramai
org yang berkahwin hidupnya semakin tidak terurus.

Ramai orang menempah neraka sebaik sahaja melangkahkan kaki ke alam
berumahtangga. Bukankah dengan ijab dan Kabul selain menghalalkan
hubungan kelamin, tanggungjawab yang terpaksa dipikul juga turut
banyak? Bukankah apabila anda gagal melaksanakannya, anda membina dosa
seterusnya jambatan ke neraka?

Berapa ramaikah yang menyesali perkahwinan masing² padahal dahulunya
mereka bermati-matian membina janji, memupuk cinta kasih malah ada
yang sanggup berkorban apa sahaja asalkan segala impian menjadi nyata?

Jika tidak sanggup untuk bergelar isteri tidak usah berkahwin dulu.
Jika merasakan diri belum cukup ilmu untuk bergelar ibu ataupun ayah,
belajarlah dulu. Jika rasa² belum bersedia untuk bersabar dgn kerenah
anak², carilah dulu kesabaran itu. Jangan berkahwin dahulu sebab
kenyataannya ramai yang tidak bersedia untuk melangkah tetapi telah
melompat, akhirnya jatuh terjerumus dan tidak jumpa akar berpaut
tatkala cuba mendaki naik.

Berkahwin itu indah dan nikmat bagi yang benar² mengerti tuntutan2nya.

Berkahwin itu menjanjikan pahala tidak putus² bagi yang menjadikannya
gelanggang untuk mengukuhkan iman, mencintai Tuhan dan menjadikan
syurga sebagai matlamat. Berkahwin itu sempadan dari ketidaksempurnaan
insan kepada kesempurnaan insan - bagi yang mengetahui rahsia²nya.

Berkahwinlah anda demi Tuhan dan Nabi-Nya, bukan berkahwin kerana
perasaan dan mengikut kebiasaan. Jodoh usah terlalu dirisaukan, tiba
masanya ia akan datang menjemput, namun perlu juga anda membuka
lorong²nya agar jemputan itu mudah sampai dan tidak terhalang. "

Seorang teman pernah berpesan..

"Kadang² Allah sembunyikan matahari..
Dia datangkan petir dan kilat..
kita menangis dan tertanya-tanya,
kemana hilangnya sinar..
Rupa²nya.. Allah nak hadiahkan kita pelangi.." "

"Cinta yang disemadikan tidak mungkin layu selagi adanya imbas kembali.
Hati yang remuk kembali kukuh selagi ketenangan dikecapi.

Jiwa yang pasrah bertukar haluan selagi esok masih ada.
Parut yang lama pastikan sembuh selagi iman terselit didada..."

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

u think ENGLISH is EASY???

2010-11-20T16:41:00.000-08:00

Read to the end . . a new twist

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row ...

13) They were too close to the door to close it..

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP,meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, queue UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may end UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so..........it is time to shut UP!

hehee...tuh sje...
(*_^)

Good Photography Is A Matter Of Timing..

2010-11-13T21:52:00.000-08:00

hye sume...

assalamualaikum....

lately nih,aq cam rajin lak nk update update...

hahahha~ nott soo rraajjiinn laaa....

damn fuckin bored juz stay at home...

nothin to do...

2day post,iwnna share some pix dat i think it soo AAWWEESSOOMMEE....

hope you have enjoyed best photos where hours were spent to taken....

ONE PERFECT PHOTO....

DONE!!!!

hahahhaa~

so which one do u like??

click button like if u like it...

otherwise click unlike button if u hate it....

(hahhaa..mcam ade lak an button like unlike nih)

hehee...tuh sje...

(*_^)

hey hey hey!!!!

2010-09-20T20:03:00.000-07:00

(gambar sekadar hiasan..ahahaha)

salam sume....
1st skali nak mintak maap tuk sume bloggerz...
aq da lme lme giler x berBW..
maap ye...
almaklumlah musim rye....bz konon kononnye...ahakx...
n skunk kuliah pun da stat cam bese....
makin bertambah la bz nye...huuu~

insyaallah,lau lapang wktu,aq BW kowang kowang balik ye....
thnkx pde spe spe yg slalu jengah jengah blog aq...
even xd satu hape pun yg menarik lam blog aq nih...ahahahah~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

award from yan aka my classm8!!! =))

2010-09-08T00:27:00.000-07:00

salam sume...

4 2day shout, i wnna post abt dis award...
got dis from yan...
thnkx yan...xoxo...=))
FYI,yan is my classm8 at univrsty....

oke,dun want bebel bebel so much...
lets check it out k....
i call dis award 4 ari rye...hahhaha~

Puasa penuh tak taun nie?

of cz la x..h ahaha...dpt ABC...(Allah Bagi Cuti)...

Kalo saya mintak maaf, awak sudi maafkan??

of cz my dear yan....everybody makes mistake....

Kampung kat mana?

ade dua...pahang n johor....

Awak rasa blog saya ni comel tak? kasi sebab sikit.

comel..comel...comel...ahahha~ sbb die comel ahh...hahah~ (ayat bodek sbb nak dpt handmade prcuma dri ko yan)...;P

Awak nak tag org, tag aje laa T____T

spe2 yg nak award nih amek la ye....sila sila sila...jgn malu2 segan....tarak hal la....

anggap nih wet rye aq tuk kowang...ahahha~ ;P
tpi aq nak tag gak spe2 yg aq nak..ahahha~
~irahehe~
~akufobia~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

to all my blogger frenz =))

2010-09-04T10:06:00.000-07:00

lapar pose terketar-ketar
bila berbuka lega rasanye
kad rye xsempat nak anto
kiriman MMS pun da kire grand la ye!!

Saidina Affan menyusun kata
tutur peri yg mulia
maaf bermaafan sesama kite
d Aidilfitri yg mulia, "SELAMAT ARI RYE MAAP ZAHIR BATIN"

so,kt cni aq sertakan skali MMS rye tuk kowang....ahahhha~
maap ye if aq ade wat salah ngn kowang slm nih...
scre sngaje mahu pun tidak sngaje....heee~

(mari melompat lbih tnggi!! ahaha~)

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

2 minggu sudah berlalu...

2010-07-16T03:40:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
oke...
sedikit coretan untuk dikongsi bersama..
even aq nih xpndai nk mengarang ngarang...
xp..aq usaha untuk mencube...wahahah~

2 minggu sudah berlalu..
apekah??
ya..2 minggu dah aq idop sebagai student dalam kampus nih..
2 minggu yg mmg mencabar..
first2 kelas ag da dpt bnyak asgnment...huu~
tuk sem nih,ad 8 paper yg aq kne carry..
ouh,da mcam PMR la plak..hahha~

tuk dgree nih aq tkot..
yela..sbb lect2 sume da bgtaw..
time kowang dip n deg adalah satu bnde yg brbeza..
lau dlu time dip leh main2..
time deg xleh..kne kurangkan...
dan ya..mereka kata susah...
sem2 lepas..xramai yg dpt ANC...
n pointer yg 3 above pun xramai..
lebih kurang 3 owg je yg dpt 3 above...ouh...
resah gelisah duh aq...huuu~

aq cube tuk kuatkan semngat...
cuba tuk jdi lbih rajin...
cbe tuk kurangkan main2...
cube tuk mnjdi lbih fokus...
once u entered da dgree, u shud b more matured...
adduuhh~ bolehkah?? huu~

to all my frenz blogger...
doakan aq berjaya ya..
n aq juge harap kowang brjaya gak lam bidang msing2...
hope kite sume leh jdi owg yg brjaya...
bukan brjya dri segi rsult je....
but s a gud student wth full pckage...
mental fizikal akhlak perbuatan kne gak dpt A+++...heee~

oke..xleh bebel panjang2...
bukan kowang suke bce pun...hahah~
aq paham...aq kan hny STUCKSICK sje...bhahahah!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

tag datang lagi!! haha~

2010-07-13T11:00:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
oke..
am got dis award from kak shiela...
erk..buleh kan lau kite pgil akak..heee~
buleh2...(own firasat)..hahah~
thnkx sis...xoxo...=))

now time 2 taggin others..
hahah~
n da lucky person is ira hehe..
hamik ko ira...
aq da pnah gtaw ko an aq nk tag ko smpai lebam...
kui3...

up 2 u oke beb nk wat ke xnak..
pedehal...
sje je kene2kan ko...kui3...;P

sis sheila...yg agi half tuh kite xpham lor...huu~
blank...xtaw nk wtpe...
if wat smpai cni je leh an...
huu~

sowi...i cant finish da other half...
mmg kite xpham lgsung...
huu~
sowi once again...
maap sgt2 ye kak shiela...='((

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

OMG OMG!!!!!

2010-07-04T10:01:00.001-07:00

salam sume...
dis is a sad en3...
+___+

dis car was hit by a wild boar...
wat a sad day 4 me...
it mayb took more den a month to repair all da damages...

to wild boar...
plz make da payment..
u owe me...
+___+

oke..
u death now...
nvm....
hope u rest in peace...

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

Chalk Guy is back!!!

2010-06-30T00:44:00.000-07:00

salam sume....
ahaha..amcam??
awesome rite all da above pixs...
n FYI...
it's so dffcult 2 convince my brain dat all of dis pixs r on a flat surface...
super duper great!!!!!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

ahaha...they cute mayb...^^,

2010-06-28T10:01:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
skunk nih an musim WC an...
so aq nk post video nih...

lau sblum ni sek tgok players je an warming up....
so now tgok la referee2 nih warm-ups...
hahhaha....
SMART+COMEL...
kah3...
funny pun ade...
do enjoy ya...

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

irahehe n camellia bg award kt aq!!! heheheh ;P

2010-06-27T01:32:00.000-07:00

ni award from irahehe..thnkx dear..=))

What do you feel to know that you get this award?
~hepi la of cz sbb dpt A+ gtuh..hahah..exam pon lom tntu weh nk dpt A+..hahah..tenkiu ira~

List down 7 bloggers that deserve this award
~aq nih mmg mlas bab2 nak tag nih..bukan pe..rituh tag owg pun,owg xwat...nk wt cmne...huuu~
~aq nk bgi award nih kt camellia~

oke....done...habis...finish..zassss!!
hahah~

ni award from camellia...thnkx dear..=))

1. Adakah anda rasa happy sekarang ?
~hepi!!!yeaahh!!hahah~

2. Kenapa anda rasa happy ?
~sbb dpt award MR.HAPPY!!hahah~

3. Apakah yang boleh membuatkan anda happy ?
~bile sume2nye yg brada d skeliling aq hepi...~

4. Pernah anda menerima tag ?
~pernah~

5. Nyatakan warna yang anda suka.
~warna2 yg gelap~

6. Beritahu 9 orang yang anda tag.
~xsmpai 9 buleh an?? heee~
~irahehe~

alhamdulilah...siap pun asgnment award aq...hahah~

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

Nanny Mcphee And The Big Bang

2010-06-25T00:20:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
hv u already watch dis movie?
hahahhaa....best la kot...
ssuai tuk kanak2 riang cam aq...
wahahah~

oke2...overall filem ini oke la...
n very2 suit 4 kanak2...
intrsting story+plot...
n ya...i do admired dat kid...
vincent....sooo cute...fuckin cute in dis movie...
like i feel i wnna cubit2 pp die...
hahahah~

if u feel u wnna to laugh...
juz go to cinema...
buy ticket n ya mayb get a popcorn or so wteva...
sit comfortly n do join wtchin dis movie...

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

xtahulah ye...haish~

2010-06-23T09:28:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
kt cni aq nk tnjuk sesuatu...

ish..xperlu la nk kutuk2...
kite dlm stu negara kot....
stp universiti lam msia ni ade klbihan msing2...

nth la ye...
kt fb da ade da group ni...
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=110857188962220
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/KAMI-BENCI-MOHD-SAIFUL-IZAN-KUTUK-UITM/131828843505548

dan ye...aq slah sowang yg join group ni...heee~

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

Hv u eva seen 1 like dat ???

2010-06-22T08:36:00.000-07:00

Have you ever seen one like that ???

Calm down...

Is just... a Panda baby!!!

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

OMG!!! another tag!!!

2010-06-21T09:57:00.000-07:00

salam..hahhah~
sje je letak OMG kt title tuh..
bgi cam gempaq cket...hahah~
(cis,gempaq la sgt stuck..cam gampang je!!haha)

oke...i got dis award from my xclassm8 when i in scondary skul..
her name is azwa!!!love u babe!! heee~ =))
oke..check dis out...

ttaaadddaaaa!!!

1) tulis sebuah entry pasal award ni kt blog korang
~biskut lam award tuh comel sgt~ oke...siap..hahha..;P

2) ceritakan usaha korang untuk menceriakan blog korang
~adehh...aq rse cam aq xd usaha je nk criakan blog aq..hahah~
~aq akan letak jela pape yg ptot diletak..heee~

3)tuliskan perkataan yang menggambarkan diri korang
~slumber~ (kot la..hahah)
~ske beronggeng~
~kuat makan~ (agak la gak..haha)
3 je leh azwa..nak sm cam ko gak letak 3...hahaha...;P

4) tag kawan-kawan korang yang ptut menerima award ini
~semakness~
~wan hazel~
~has~
~wan~

oke..done...yg len lau nk wat pun leh gak..pedehal..amek je..free...FOC kot...hahaha~;P

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

alhamdulilah...tapi....

2010-06-19T11:52:00.000-07:00

salam sume...

oke en3 kali nih nk cter psal aq lak...
hehehe~

snrai kmsukan dgree da kuo...
n guess wat..
alhamdulilah...
i get a chance 2 frther my study....
oke..4 dat i'm hepi n so grateful..

but one thing dat make me sad...
is da place where i gonna study...huuu~
oke..time diploma dlu,aq kt uitm sgmat...3 tahun...
den 4 dgree nih pun aq still dpt tmpat yg sme...
uitm segamat..2 yrs n a half...
ouh..lau congak2 pkai kalkulator...
5 yrs n a half aq kt sgmat ouh....huu~

wwwaawwaaawwaaaa~
UiTM!!!!!
y don u gv me a chnce to cntnue my dgree at diff place????
huuuuu~
2 je la yg sdehnya....
='((

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

What is Japan up to now?

2010-06-15T03:57:00.000-07:00

look closely n guess wt dis cud b...

r they pen wth cameras??

NO!

fellow frenz...u juz look into da future...
yup babe!! its rite...
dis is da tcnhology dat will rplace ur PC in da near future..
here is how it works :

in dis era of technology, scientists hv made da great dvlopments wth
Bluetooth tchnology..

dis forthcoming computers,u'olz can carry in da pocket...
wow!! hahha...=))

dis pen act produces both monitor n keyboard on any flat surface...
=))

(mcam2 hal la zman skunk nih...all thing nk up 2 date..haish~haha..)

even tho,smtimes da product r out or our mind 2 think abt it...

all da function are act same at wt u wud normally do on ur desktop computer...

so,say Good-bye, laptops!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

AWARD!!

2010-06-15T00:24:00.001-07:00

salam sume...
oke..n3 kali nih.nk lgsaikan hutang2 award...(ceh,bunyi cam bnyak je)..hahhaa
xdla bnyak...2 je kot...heee~

got dis from mysara...

da name of dis kid is Airen Nurain Bte Nazemir o known s ain..
3 years old n hv health problem..here is da details abt it..

BANTUAN MENAMPUNG KOS PERBELANJAAN RAWATAN DIALISIS CCPD

Pada 13hb April 2010, adik Ain telah dirujuk dari Hospital Besar Tengku Ampuan Rahimah, Klang ke wad unit rawatan rapi (ICU) Hospital Selayang. Pada waktu itu adik Ain memerlukan bantuan pernafasan dan juga rawatan haemodialysis (cuci darah). Keputusan darah menunjukkan bukti darah adik Ain kotor didalam tahap merbahaya dan perlu di cuci dengan segera.

Adik Ain telah dikeluarkan dari ICU Hospital Selayang selepas 4 hari dan telah menjalani rawatan haemodialysis selama 4 minggu tetapi buah pinggangnya masih belum pulih.

Pengambilan tisu daripada daripada buah pinggang awal bulan Mei menyatakan bahawa kerosakan ini kekal dan tidak mempunyai peluang cerah untuk pulih.

Keputusan telah dibuat untuk mendapatkan rawatan dialysis dalam bentuk CCPD. CCPD bermaksud kaedah mencuci melalui peritoneal dialysis tetapi ia perlu dijalankan pada waktu tidur selama 8 hingga 10 jam sehari. Kaedah CCPD ini memerlukan mesin cycler yang disewa dan penukaran tiubing pada setiap malam.

Kaedah haemodialisis pula membebankan keluarga kepada Encik Nazemir. Jika kaedah ini dilakukan maka, perbelanjaan ulang alik dari Klang ke Hospital Selayang memerlukan lagi satu kos tambahan.

Pakar yang merawat adik Ain menyarankan agar kaedah CCPD lebih sesuai untuk kanak-kanak kecil seperti Ain, berumur 3 tahun dan beratnya sekitar 12 kg sahaja.

Kenyataan diatas aku ambil daripada surat rasmi pakar yang merawat adik Ain iaitu dari
Dr Wan Jazilah Wan Ismail

No pendaftaran penuh : 27343
Ketua Jabatan Pediatrik & Pakar Perunding Buah Pinggang Kanak-kanak
Hospital Selayang
Lebuhraya Kepong Selayang
Batu Caves 68100 Selangor.
email : wanjazilah@selayanghospital.gov.my

konklusi kepada artikel penting ini.
1) Keluarga adik ain memerlukan bantuan kewangan untuk bayaran kos CCPD
2) Surat-surat rayuan telah dihantar kepada beberapa agensi.jawapan dalam proses
3) Dokumentasi surat rasmi/masuk wad/sebutharga dll yang berkaitan ada banyak.
4) Mohon yang bermurah hati menolong meringankan beban keluarga ini.
5) Mohon blogger/pembaca link dan sebarkan artikel ini kepada rakan.

Hubungi bapa adik Ain :

En Nazemir 012 620 7010 untuk menghulurkan bantuan atau sumbangan boleh terus disalurkan kepada akaun Bank Sslam beliau. 120100 2463 6941...

let us pray 4 adik ain...=))

got dis from eddyboyz..

tersirat n tersurat brkaitan award nih...

big PENCIL

Menunjukkan kesenian yang begitu peka terhadap blog anda dan mencerminkan sesuatu nilai penghasilan.

unstoppable FILM

Menunjukkan AWARD ini di FOWARD kepada bloggerist yang betul-betul layak menerima.

bling2 LOGO

jika di perhatikan betul-betul, ia adalah manusia yang berkepalakan monitor komputer. ini membawa maksud anda adalah seorang yang begitu bijak menguasai dunia alam maya ke globalisasi.

xtaw da aq nk wt sekreatif cmne..heee~
sowi ye eddy...

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

~speed control~

2010-06-05T08:40:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
oke,en3 kali nih..
nk share smthin' gak..heee~
sharin' is carin' u'olz...haha..=D

title aq kali nih abt speed cntrol...
ahah,sbut psal speed cntrol..
mst memasing pk psal kete laju la,moto laju la...
tpi speed cntrol yg nih len cket...heee~

meh,aq nk habaq kt kowang2 sume...

FYI,speed control bein' used in Eastern Canada is a lil unique...
wahahaa..aq pun mule2 cam xprcye...
oke..stop bla2 stuck...
fine...take a look at dis pix...

i dun noe abt u..but,if i c dis on da road,dis wud crtainly slow me down!!!
(konon2 ayat pmndu brhemah....chettt!!)
after seing dat, ppl will try 2 "straddle" da hole..


ahahhaa..yg nih mmg xleh blah...
wt do u guyz think abt da hole act??
FYI,it is much cheaper den da speed cmera...hehe



dis is act a speed control device dat is in use...
kinda pretty cleva...hak2...(clap clap ur hand)
dis hole can b moved around each day..haha..simple rite??
P/S : isn't art wonderful??

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

NO CHEATING IN EXAMS -CHINA

2010-06-02T04:14:00.000-07:00

salam sume...

en3 kali ini mgkin wt kite trtnye2...
shud i blive dis o not??
sng kate r an...
Believe it or not!!!!

in China,gurlz used 2 cheat during exam..
so,to stop this habit,da Chinese skul athrties..
dvise new mthod which is.....

sory my dear frenz..
no censored..hee~
can u imagine if u were a guy??
sitting 4 exam wth dis gurlz..
can u concentrate o focus 2 ans da quest??
hahaha..maybe NOT!!!!

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

stupid!!! silly!!!

2010-05-30T03:48:00.000-07:00

salam...
sowi title agak kurang baik...
but,it really2 worst act...

xtaw la ye nk ckap pe...
zman skunk mnusia makin bodoh...
bukan makin bijak...
dat 4 sure!!!

watch dis vid my beloved frenz...

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

12hours

2010-05-27T03:22:00.000-07:00

salam sume~
haa..epi oliday 4 those yg nga oliday...
n epi workin' 4 those yg nga kje...
act,xtaw nk post pe...
so juz wnna share smthin here...

ko ko ko ko n ko...
pnah tdo x smpai 12 jam??
wahahhaa...
aq nk gtaw nih ngn pnuh bngge...
aq pena...yyeeehhhaaaa~hahhaa

so,wt u feel stuck after sleep abt 12 hrs?? (tny sndiri jwb sndiri)
hoho..of cz i do feel much btter...
sugar bugar....(segar bugar oke kwan2)
gile mmg gile...fmly aq pun da mlas nk lyan aq nye tido...
hee~ thnkx mum thnkx dad thnkx along thnkx uda 4 not dsturbin my dream...
yyaaaawwww~

bg aq,12 jam nih cam jdi mmber bek aq...
da byak kali gak tutup mte wat taik mte slme 12 jam..
ouh phlez dun u dare to sparate me wth my 12 hr...haha
oke..end of story..
(smbung ngorok balik)...ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzz

hehee..tuh sje...
(*_^)

Japanese Eye Test

2010-05-23T03:47:00.000-07:00

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the
Corner of your eyes as if you were Japanese. Keep
Pulling until your eyes are almost closed...It works.

Too FUNNY

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)

one more tag!!! =))

2010-05-21T09:07:00.000-07:00

salam sume...
oke,ari ni nk lunaskan utang..
hahaha...
i owed aesya...thnkx soo much...sowi dear lmbat nk wat...
here is it...

now sesi soal jwab...

1. suka melukis tak?

xsuke...lau aq lukis pun aq lukis cincai2 je..hahha..sumpah aq xcreative...hee

2. bosan bosan suka wat ape?

tdo,makan,on9..pling best ronggeng2...hahah..

3. kenapa siput babi jalan lambat? haha :DD

haha...(gelak dlu sblum pk jwpan)...em,sbb da mmg die jln lmbat..hahah(gelak ag)

4. cute tak orang yang bagi award nih? hahaha just kidding :)

cute la...da kamu bg sye award...so kne la puji...hahaha(juz kiddin') =P..kamu cute..

P/S: spe2 je leh wat tag nih n amek award nih...aq ta kesa...ekut kowang pnye suke la..pedehal beb!!hahaa...;P

hehee..tuh sje..
(*_^)